Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty) by Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date: April 2, 2013
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Inside "Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed," writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat--and human--nature, including: Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn't the main reason to have a cat so you don't have to waste time developing normal human relationships? If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed...because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.
This book is ridiculously cute. It is 65 pages of adorableness of letters from kitties to their owners. I enjoyed the Bubba who was concerned after his owner tried to bring him to a wedding as a date and decided to offer up some dating tips.
"First, walk toward the human you want. Then stop for no reason. If you are in heat, howl. But don't howl like you do in the shower, or he'll think you're injured and want you to hide under the couch until you die. Next, keep walking toward him, until you're about a foot away. When he reaches you, just flop down on your back, Let him scratch your belly for a second suddenly bite him. Finally, get up, and weave your way through his legs. Trust me, this drives humans mad. He might even fall head over heels for you right there."